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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
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Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?
No way
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
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